What you read below are not my thoughts/sayings but the ones I came across while surfing. I have only collated them and presented here. Will add more whenever I come across good ones like these. Hope you enjoy them as much as I did when I first read. So... here you go.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
If you lend someone 20 bucks and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
If you lend someone 20 bucks and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
Amazing collection 😂